The Epihany Phase

It is the point at which the subconscious awareness a woman has of her sexual market value in relation to her eventual date with the wall can no longer be subconsciously repressed and ignored. Women will explain the Epiphany Phase to men and themselves all the time.

They call it "maturity" because it sounds like virtue, but it's really a cope for their need to settle on a guy at an age when their desirability is in decline.